A group of guy friends're on vacation when they notice a
five-storey mini hotel with sign that reads "For Men Only". They
decide to enter since they're without their wives and
girlfriends.
An extremely charming receptionist explains to them how it works.
"We've got five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you're looking for, you can stay there. As each floor has a
sign telling you what's inside, it's not too difficult to
decide."
Therefore they start escalating and on the first floor, the sign
reads: "All the women here are plain and have an ordinary figure".
Laughing, the friends proceed to the next floor without much
hesistation.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the women on this floor
are pleasant-looking and possess an average figure". Still, this
isn't good enough, so the friends continue ascending.
They arrive at the third floor and the sign reads: "All the women
here are ordinary-looking and well-endowed".
Knowing there're still two floors left, they continue going up,
hoping to meet with better luck.
Upon reaching the fourth floor, the sign's splendid; "All the women
here are gorgeous and blessed with a great bod". The guys get all
excited and're about to go in when they realise that there's still
one more floor left. So they head for the fifth floor, wondering
what they're missing out.
There they discover a sign that reads: "There are no women here;
the purpose of this floor is to prove that you can hardly please a
man".